ASS            :

               Absolutely_Simplified_System

               :

               A LEGEND! ary Computer [rumoured to have been]

               invented by Reinout Chris & al. It has only 2

               clear INSTRUCTions:-

                         Please_Edit             1

                         Please_Wait             0



                         Please_Yourself is actually a 3rd

                         INSTRUCTion which is Vague. SEE also

                         *** not found GUEST:\ASS\ASSINFO.

               :

               In the animal world, a four legged beast of

               burden UN fairly rumoured to be very stupid OR

               obstinate.